It’s the Mini Moni. Telephone! Ring ring ring
Let’s make a call, ring ring ring Clack goes my phone, clack, ring ring ring
Ring ring ring, bzzt bzzt bzzt Ring ring ring, voop voop voop
“This is the Mini Moni. Answering Machine Call Center.”
The answering machine, answering machine
Let’s do our makeup, tee hee hee Click clack goes my compact, tee hee hee
Am I pretty? What do you think? Let’s go for a more natural look!
If it’s nowhere to be seen Let’s make it ourselves!
“Who cares if you put a buncha cheese on your aglio e olio?!”」
Let’s have ourselves a nice, fun chat The Mini Moni. Telephone goes ring ring ring ring ring r-ring
The phone rang, ring ring ring At this time of day? Ring ring ring
Hello, hello. HELLO HELLO HELLO! Who is it? Who could it be?!
“Hello, I’m Mini Moni. May I ask who this is?”
Kago-chan here, Tsuji-chan here
Let’s take a picture, snap snap snap Cam-cam-cam-cameras going snap snap snap
Let’s make a nice face for the photo A big ol’ smile and a peace sign
If nobody knows Let’s do some research!
“What even IS an Okinawa rail?!”
Mini Moni. Mini Moni. Mini Mo Mini Mo Mini Mo Mini Mo
“Behold my invention, the Okonomiyaki Bowl!”
It’s the Mini Moni. Telephone! Ring ring ring It’s the Mini Moni. Telephone! X3 Ring ring ring!
mini moni. terefon da! rin rin rin
denwa wo kakemashou rin rin rin pakapaka denwa pakka rin rin rin
rin rin rin tsu- tsu- tsu- rin rin rin pururururu~
“kochira, mini moni. rusuban denwa sa-bisu senta- desu.”
rusuden da rusuden da
okeshou yarimashou run run run pakapaka konpakuto run run run
bijin kana dou desu ka? nachuraru ni shiagemashou!
doko ni mo nai mono naraba tsukurimashou!
“peperonchi-no ni chi-zu kaketatte ii daro~!”
tanoshii ohanashi wo jikkuri shimashou mini moni. terefon wa rin rin rin rin rin ri rin
denwa ga narimashita rin rin rin imadoki masaka masaka rin rin rin
moshi moshi moshi HELLO HELLO HELLO! dare desu ka? dare deshou!
“moshimoshi, watashi wa mini moni. desu. dochira-sama desu ka?”
kago-chan desu tsuji-chan desu
shashin wo torimashou kasha kasha kasha kame kame kame kamera kasha kasha kasha
ii kao de utsurimashou nikkori to V sain
daremo ga shiranai naraba kenkyuu shiyou!
“yanbaru kuina tte nan nan da~!”
mini moni. mini moni. mini mo mini mo mini mo mini mo
“okonomiyaki donburi wo hatsumei shita yo!”
mini moni. terefon da! rin rin rin mini moni. terefon da! X3 rin rin rin!
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